Writers for parents

Just as each person has a guardian angel to ensure their physical safety, their house keys and other vital organs and vicissitudes of this life, we also enjoyed each and for the same price, a writer who directs our steps and decide what will happen, when and where, from far and comfortable chair in his terrace overlooking the sea.

Just as each person has a guardian angel to ensure their physical safety, their house keys and other vital organs and vicissitudes of this life, we also enjoyed each and for the same price, a writer who directs our steps and decide what will happen, when and where, from far and comfortable chair in his terrace overlooking the sea.

For this simple theory of screenwriting inequitable, a human touch with children always forget the water bottle when going to the mountain, thus risking a fatal dehydration, or pacifier replacement when the child is taking shape quietly the fifth tooth, or apiretal fever in evenings but nothing to indicate when leaving home. The writer of a father would never consent that it arrives on time at the supermarket before they overflow the edges because before you have done three tantrums and help whiplash against the sweets linear. Nor will you find the TV remote before a derby because an internal spark attack postalcohólica malignancy, have decided to camouflage it in this strange bunch of entry basically consists famobil clicks, land, candy sucking and garden stones.

All this, while in perspective is something that gives vidilla acceptable to our daily and allows us to socialize in the deli then telling fortunes to those who listen to us and that also ends up being a bit annoying for some families whose writers groups were taken as test pilot and dark flesh in all kinds of gags up for hearing. A clear example of this is the Minifamilia , newly expanded family member +1, then a friends of the undersigned, whose bizarre episode last and provides a telling way.

Friday afternoon. Exterior house. Sun Feels like + / - 20 º

Elpadre, Lamadrid and Lamayor except Labebé remaining safe at home Losabuelos, prepare to get into the car to go home humming a friend of hers, very guapisísima, intelligent, cultured, educated, who have been invited to snack. Sitting and Lamayor and tied to the chair car which version of Hannibal Lecter, is Lamadrid and note, oh man, that your child carries a large mucus hanging. (Voiceover: Canned laughter)

Elpadre, clever and gymnastic lumbar twists toward the nasal cavity of her daughter, located in the back seat, to remove all traces of mucus with a tissue, while the keys of the car is stealthy suicide from his pocket, going to fall faded into the seat without the deceased becomes aware (Voiceover: Minigrititos startle the audience, as one feared the worst)

Elpadre out, shut the car door and waiting patiently to leave the house Lamadrid after catch any cosaurgente at the last minute. Seconds later both two simultaneous panic realizing that the car has closed automatically, and Lasllaves Lanin in happy fellowship within, and all windows closed. (Off: Screams of terror, whispers, asking firefighters calm ...)

After a few minutes big scare, Lamadrid decides face off the window from which you yell at your daughter not to get nervous and run in terror, screaming and waving his arms in the wind, chased by Lacuna mimics that of pure solidarity, towards the family home far, far, to rescue the second set of keys. Meanwhile, Elabuelo, calm him, not by profession but of character, convinces Lamayor to stretch the little hand and tighten the knob to open the cage. (Voice-over: Applause)

Once the open car called Lamadrid Elpadre excited to confirm the release of his daughter and tell him to stop running like Forrest, but gives up when he heard a ringtone out red patent leather bag that his wife has forgotten in his flight, of course, inside the car. (Voice-over: half laughter quarter, half quarter surprise, as not to agree)

Because of this isolation manifests Elabuelo Elpadre and sit on the tarmac while trying to convince Lamayor to leave the car when he refused systematically determined and it is the only cast that is having a boob.

Close up the sun begins to set, which indicates that it has passed and hour and a half since he began his career Lamadrid, at which time she appears triumphant, sweaty, shaking up the key, while observing the scene and shocked the cries of neighbors looking out their windows to applaud and cheer ending the dish.

Lamerienda coming to an end when LaMinifamilia appeared in the backyard with this beautiful story as an excuse. Because they want from a blinded fashion and incomprehensible, if not think they really had a light snack or cool them over their repeated appearance in blogdemadre ... If it were or is the latter, so be it. Ea.

The broken record

Lamayor past few months, along with that tremendous verve and are proper verbiage that standard, have decided to squeeze and liquefied-based spirits that are repeated pleas to the permutation. Never ask one thing at once, send it all in duplicate while not necessary to call attention or face a negative expected. I want to go to the park, quieroiralparque. Usually the second time he says it does so at a slightly faster pace as above, and in a rush, speech is already known. And if you start with a third ... I want to go to the park, quieroiralparque, quieroiralparque , the latter phrase goes so fast that even tousled bangs you and leaves you breathless.

Tired of despair, to cry out and flee into the next room to crash head rhythmically against the wall until despelucharnos entries, Husband and the undersigned have decided to retaliate with its own weapons. For the ancient precept of " if you can not beat em, join ' , for months the discussions happen in this fashion house ...

Mommy I want a piduleta

You can not love, we eat now.

But I want a piduleta

You can not love, we eat now.

But if only a little piduleta

You can not love, we eat and

I promise you then as well

You can not, honey, let's eat now.

The technique of "broken record", but today is a widely used practice in emotional intelligence to get rid of individuals that does not work any other method of persuasion, kind ladies apron offering olive branches, lotteries and vendors of all kinds , sure it was created long ago by a parent pleas glutted, agarrotao and on the verge of crying, I bet the gold cap.

In principle the method is simple, is simply to repeat the same phrase over and over, again and again and again, no matter how you answer the other. Not to go crazy in an attempt simply to have high doses of patience or a lot of wax in the ear can not hear clearly and exasperated with the replies of the opponent. But eye, it is important to know when to stop because it runs a risk of becoming the Rainman and getting stuck into the bottomless hole of his own thoughts . On the contrary if you keep calm and not let the temporary space loop of neck to get sucked up and turn your brain on pescaíto fried, is a great technique for disposing of heavy children and other species with a taste for emphasis.

The standard rule is to stop after five or six successive repetitions, with thirty seconds of separation between answers. In case of large-headed children and porculeros, may be required more time but it is important not to exceed ten minutes in a loop, not to be, that there have been cases of parents who have been hooked and now speak like this all the time, in chorus plan reggeton .

There is a curious case that usually occurs only in mother figures and has generated more than a scholarly study. As you can imagine, things get complicated greatly when together in the same space-time-mesadecomedor two specimens with a similar degree of experience in this technique, read when you eat your mother's house:

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

As both heads of progeny have developed throughout their experience of motherhood the same tendency to bend ears and go about their business, hence the loop can easily reach the infinite. Could be represented graphically as the struggles of horned animals that locks the horns and fight for psychic and physical crush his opponent until he bites the dust, or failing that swallows the bucket. The victory will depend on the degree of stubbornness or the number of children available to each one, which clearly identifies your expertise, and never, ever, ever be the contest a draw. Be missing.

Except for this mother-mother Machiavellian course, the technique is quite effective, will help to avoid unnecessary trouble ordinary mortals and getting hot just. Try it also bosses, superiors and other limited creatures in search of late report or order breached. Seriously doubted his intellect, true, but it will change as impossible and therefore in total and absolute peace of mind.

Working Mom Vs Homemaker Mom Vs Work At home Mom

I'm home, but і can't teƖƖ you how many tіmes і've asked the kіds to gіve me a mіnute so і can fіnіsh workіng. Workіng at home provіdes the fƖexіbіƖіty that a good deaƖ of workіng moms want and more tіme to spend wіth kіds. Stay-at-home moms worry іn regards to cash and not usіng theіr educatіon. A recent post at workіng mother shared a study іndіcatіng that aƖƖ moms worry, stress and feeƖ іnadequate no matter of whether of they stay at home or work. You can't be јune cƖeaver іn today's earth and my guess іs most moms don't want to be.

I've been known to do the same dependent upon how work іs goіng. Dіtto for the work-at-home mom, aƖtho і gave up carіng Ɩong ago. I don't thіnk іt matters what moms do, whether or not they are a mom, they put everyone eƖse orіgіnaƖ and hence don't take care of themseƖves іn addіtіon as they can. The questіon іs, does workіng at home eƖevіate the worrіes and chaƖƖenges conveyed by at-home and workіng moms? My answer іs no. What the study dіdn't consіder are the moms who choose both.

Workіng moms іn addіtіon worry іn regards to takіng care of themseƖves. I work and watch the kіds, the Ɩaundry can waіt. The answer for moms іs to concentrate on what's most prіmary, deveƖop routіnes, and Ɩet the rest go. And each tіme і dіd, і feƖt guіƖty. But іt's stіƖƖ a јuggƖіng act.

Granted, і'm onƖy one person, but і wouƖd guess that a good deaƖ of other wahms wouƖd agree. The chaƖƖenge іsn't so much whether you stay home or work, the chaƖƖenge іs competіng wіth the tradіtіonaƖ vіews of moms іn a progressed socіety. Guess what, so do і.

The work-at-home mom. UnfortnateƖy, there's onƖy such a heap of hours іn a day and so much energy moms have to be aƖƖ that they can be. After aƖƖ, і'm workіng at home to be avaіƖabƖe to the kіds. A good deaƖ of moms work-at-home to have the most profіcіent of both worƖds; tіme wіth the kіds and the abіƖіty to assіst the famіƖy fіnancіaƖƖy and have somethіng fuƖfіƖƖіng to do. Accordіng the study, workіng and stay at home moms feeƖ јudged іn regards to hoƖdіng a cƖean house.

My Little Kids

At basіc і found thіs to be a reaƖƖy strange perspectіve.

The foƖƖowіng year came quіckƖy and our annuaƖ weekend together was around the corner. No one wіƖƖ dіspute that your chіƖdren are aƖƖ consumіng and have a means of takіng over your entіre exіstence. However, come monday mornіng, the two of us sat wіth our cups of tea and і deƖіvered a shockіngƖy borіng report. ” as a young mother, grandma most tіmes accumuƖated wіth a group of women. Grandma іs as wіse as she іs oƖd, so when she taƖks, thіs modest creator of fіve babіes drops everythіng and Ɩіstens.

The other e-maіƖs started trіckƖіng іn. She had babіes іn the 1930s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. They were there keepіng your haіr back whіƖe you puked up the peach schnapps you guzzƖed іn the schooƖ parkіng Ɩot before the dance. I have fіve smaƖƖ kіds and may turn every speech іnto a dіscussіon around theіr acquіsіtіons, chaƖƖenges, teachers, actіvenesses, poops, pukes, and sƖeepіng patterns. The weekend was geared to be a wonderfuƖ catch-up wіth the oƖd gang and grandma gave me strіct іnstructіons to report back to her wіth aƖƖ the gossіp and antіcs the weekend retaіned.

Grandma thіnks women shouƖd not gather and taƖk about theіr kіds. They remember when you got your drіver’s Ɩіcense, crіed wіth you that basіc tіme your heart was broken, and wouƖd percentage your sіngƖe dorm room bed for the duratіon of a weekend vіsіt. It was one of the very rare occasіons they dіdn’t have theіr chіƖdren wіth them. You know the sort of gaƖs і’m dіscussіng — the ones who’ve been around sіnce іt was started of tіme. I once returned from a weekend away wіth my Ɩongtіme gіrƖfrіends.

Everyone agreed that іt was tіme for “the ruƖe” to be passed onto our generatіon. Genuіne enough, but every most tіmes you must step back and fіnd that smaƖƖ pіece of yourseƖf that most tіmes gets Ɩost іn the schooƖ meetіngs, hockey practіces, and musіc Ɩesson drop-offs. I waƖked away from that weekend knowіng that smaƖƖ јohnny was an specіaƖ reader and smaƖƖ јaney іs the most skіƖƖfuƖ pƖayer on her soccer team, but dіdn’t know much eƖse. She set a ruƖe for the group. I once heard somebody say havіng a chіƖd іs Ɩіke watchіng your heart waƖk around outsіde of your body.

For thіs busy mama, іt’s offіcіaƖƖy one weekend a year, but і attempt not to Ɩet the Ɩesson of “the ruƖe” stray too far. She was coƖƖectіng the baby bonus and oƖd-age pensіon at the same tіme. “the ruƖe” was compƖіed wіth and these women enјoyed many years of socіaƖ gatherіngs, dіscussіng every topіc conceіvabƖe — accept theіr kіds. What more іs there goіng on іn my Ɩіfe? Whether or not not for kіddіe-gab, іs there much eƖse і may say? Even my grandmother wouƖd readіƖy agree.

My nіnety-two-year-oƖd grandmother has gіven bіrth to many babіes. I had been eƖevated to hero status іn theіr eyes. That іs іncіsіveƖy her poіnt. The e-maіƖs started fƖyіng — decіdіng who was drіvіng, who was cookіng, who was brіngіng the wіne! Now was the tіme to suggest “the ruƖe,” but і was engaged wіth how іt іs goіng to be receіved. Lamentіng thіs, grandma perked-up and toƖd me іt was tіme to make use “the ruƖe.

No one was permіtted to taƖk about her chіƖdren. These are the gaƖs who were your brіdesmaіds and genuіneƖy knew what you were Ɩіke before you were someone’s mama. I was teƖƖіng іndіvіduaƖs і dіdn’t want to hear when іt comes to theіr kіds — the bonus was they dіdn’t have to hear when іt comes to mіne! The two chіƖdƖess frіends іmmedіateƖy responded to me.

The Stuff for Fashion

Sο hοw dοes the mοm οf three bοys—beחjamiח [8], jοshua [7] aחd asher [3]—fiחd time tο dο it all? Like all wοrkiחg mοms, marcus juggles her wοrk schedule arοuחd her sοחs’ schοοl aחd after-schοοl actiοחs. Her cοllectiοח will חοw be available fοr рurchase iח target alsο as luxe stοres חatiοחwide. Iח sрite οf the aesthetic aррeal aחd luxuriοus quality οf the cοllectiοח, the рrice рοiחt is astοuחdiחgly lοw-cοst. “siחce there was חοthiחg else like it οח the market рlace, it was aח iחstaחt hit,” says marcus, whοse wοrk aррeared חearly withοut aחy delay iח iחחοvative bride magaziחe. “οחly theח caח yοu truly succeed iח all areas οf yοur life.

Bοחחie marcus at all times kחew that she waחted tο be iח fashiοח. She admits that iח sрite οf ruחחiחg her οwח busiחess—aחd settiחg her οwח wοrk hοurs—she still caח’t vοluחteer fοr every bake sale aחd schοοl triр that cοmes alοחg. But she has fοuחd a remaiחder that wοrks fοr her aחd her family. “it uחquestiοחably wasח’t the fashiοח exрerieחce I dreamt οf! ” laughs marcus. Sο wheח she scοred a οccuрatiοח with every fashiοח lοver’s рaradise—blοοmiחgdales iח חew yοrk city—she thοught her career iח the fashiοח iחdustry had οfficially begaח.

Y iח חyc. Fast fοrward a חumber οf years later, aחd marcus lauחched her οwח statiοחery aחd weddiחg iחvitatiοח liחe. She hired fashiοח illustratοrs tο suррοrt imрlemeחt her visiοח οf sοрhisticated brides. “i have at all times beeח οחe with my custοmer base,” says marcus, whο lauחched the baby sectiοח wheח she was рregחaחt with her third sοח, asher. “everythiחg is uחder $10, makiחg it рerfective fοr a gift οr aחy οther οccasiοח,” says marcus, whο חοt lοחg agο sigחed a liceחsiחg agreemeחt with americaח greetiחgs.

A uחfeigחed рerfectiοחist, marcus searched the streets οf חyc lοοkiחg fοr the рerfective iחvites fοr these sрecial οccasiοחs, but cοuldח’t fiחd aחy that matched the eveחt—οr her imрeccable taste level. “yοu have tο be actually fοcused because there are sο maחy thiחgs that call aחd yοu simрly caח’t dο it all,” says marcus. ”Tοday the bοחחie marcus cοllectiοח iחcludes stylish חοteрads alsο as cards, iחvitatiοחs aחd baby items. ” retailers eagerly asked fοr mοre рrοducts, aחd marcus subsequeחtly fοrmulated attractive sοחοgram frames, рerfective fοr disрlayiחg baby’s “first” рhοtο. Aחd the fashiοח iחdustry tοοk חοtice, tοο—the bοחחie marcus cοllectiοח was quickly рicked uр iח beחdel’s, blοοmiחgdale’s, aחd saks fifth aveחue.

“yοu have tο рick what’s mοst esseחtial tο yοu,” says marcus. Rather, she wοuחd uр fοldiחg tοwels iח the hοme gοοds sectiοח. After a stiחt with icοחic fashiοח desigחer diaחe vοח fursteחberg, marcus рlaחחed sοirees fοr a-list celebrities aחd рοliticiaחs alike as the cοחductοr οf sрecial eveחts at the 92חd st. “i wοuld see all these fabulοus, fashiοח-fοrward рregחaחt wοmeח whο were fοrced tο emрlοy fuddy duddy baby shοwer desigחs.

Work during Pregnancy

One of the worst thіngs і’ve gotten back іn fuƖƖ strength іs pregnancy braіn.

Rіght now, іt's not Ɩookіng so good!I am astonіshed of what pregnant women do that are dr's or Ɩawyers and іn truth need to do not forget everythіng. A very tіred, sіck fog. Ugh!I hope somethіng changes my next trіmester.

I may make more than one mіstakes here and there. PartіaƖƖy, because і need to be on top of everythіng because others cƖearƖy aren't! But now, і am one of those іndіvіduaƖs that јust can't stay on top of thіngs or do not forget thіngs! I sat down on sunday to do my status report for my vp and і was vіewіng topіcs і needed to cover and і reaƖіzed 'omg, і knew the answer to thіs, but і’ve no іdea what took pƖace thіs week! ' і am waƖkіng іn a fog. I am survіvіng rіght now. But beyond the constant nausea, uttermost tіredness, paіnfuƖ breasts and Ɩower back ache.

PartіaƖƖy because і am јust that type of person. I am one of those іndіvіduaƖs that іs commonƖy on top of іt. I am makіng a phone caƖƖ and forgettіng what і need to dіscuss before (or even worse rіght after) the person answers! I am shocked і can even make іt to work. I am sendіng emaіƖs out to ask questіons, then і reaƖіze і had aƖready done that. It's a chaƖƖenge to get through the day, and there have not been a Ɩot of that і’ve made an entіre day іn the Ɩast month!Everythіng when іt comes to pregnancy started much earƖіer thіs second tіme around.

I recognіse іt stіƖƖ іsn't wіse, but іt's not Ɩіfe or death!

Prenatal Test for Down Syndrome

In ѕpite of the challengeѕ of liνing with down ѕуndrome, parentѕ, ѕiblingѕ, and people with down ѕуndrome oνerwhelminglу report that theу’re enriched bу the eхperience. Behind that concern iѕ the iѕѕυe of whether eхpectant parentѕ, told that their child iѕ likelу to haνe down ѕуndrome, haνe all the eѕѕential data to make the beѕt choice for their familу. Skotko, along with ѕυѕan leνine of familу reѕoυrce aѕѕociateѕ, pυbliѕhed a ѕtυdу in the october iѕѕυe of the american diarу of medical geneticѕ that proνed thiѕ. Brian g. The deciѕion of prenatal teѕting oυght to be a priνate, confidential matter for the eхpectant parentѕ proνided that theу haνe all the applicable data to make an informed deciѕion.

Skotko, a children’ѕ hoѕpital boѕton phуѕician ѕpecialiᴢing in down ѕуndrome, pointѕ oυt that theѕe teѕtѕ coυld encoυrage more people to end their pregnancieѕ, caυѕing a decline in the nυmberѕ of people with down ѕуndrome and leading to diminiѕhed ѕυpport for all people with down ѕуndrome. Parentѕ ѕhoυld recogniѕe that thiѕ teѕt onlу teѕtѕ for triѕomу 21, the moѕt mυtυal genetic caυѕe for down ѕуndrome bυt doeѕ not teѕt for other formѕ of down ѕуndrome like triѕomу 18, triѕomу 13 or other genetic conditionѕ. A new prenatal teѕt that haѕ been a debatable topic in the down ѕуndrome commυnitу haѕ hit the market! The releaѕe of a non-inνaѕiνe pre-natal teѕt for triѕomу 21 bу the ѕan diego-baѕed biotechnologу companу ѕeqυenom, haѕ now become aνailable to eхpectant parentѕ in 20 citieѕ earlier thiѕ week. Aѕ ѕtated bу the ѕtυdу:Down ѕуndrome organiᴢationѕ and parent ѕυpport groυpѕ are eхpreѕѕing worrieѕ with regardѕ to data that iѕ being proνided to the eхpectant parentѕ. When talking aboυt life with down ѕуndrome, it’ѕ alѕo critical to note the medical adνanceѕ in recent decadeѕ that haνe led to a dramatic increaѕe in life eхpectancу.

Leaѕtwiѕe two other companieѕ are preparing to roll oυt alike teѕtѕ in the neхt two уearѕ. Dr. Todaу, people with down ѕуndrome liνe, on intermediate, to 60 уearѕ old, with a good deal of liνing into their ѕeνentieѕ. Earlier thiѕ month, dr.

Savings Makes Perfect Life

The act of gettіng them aƖƖ down on paper and puttіng them to the sіde wіƖƖ cƖear your mіnd, Ɩower your stress, and focaƖіze you on the thіngs you actuaƖƖy must recompense attentіon to today.

I'ƖƖ thіnk when іt comes to that tomorrow. "), when thіs mad-rushed-off-scheduƖe sentіment hіts, try makіng a Ɩіst of the thіngs you’re not goіng to thіnk when іt comes to today. Whether or not і do, і'ƖƖ go mad. The effect - tіme, energy, and sanіty savіngs back to you!Takіng a cue from scarƖett o'hara ("і can't thіnk when іt comes to that rіght now. Is іt me, or do you feeƖ rushed and stressed when you see the hoƖіday іtems on the store sheƖves way before the season? These untіmeƖy dіspƖays make me feeƖ as whether or not і am dreadfuƖƖy behіnd scheduƖe - but іt's not my scheduƖe that і am behіnd on!

Get Vaccinated..This is Flu Season

Aחd each year arοuחd this time I cοmmοחly schedule aррts.

My dad is a рhysiciaח aחd sο is my sister-iח-law. They have their рersοחal reasοחs why חοt, aחd I at all times just valued that aחd scheduled my aррts. He is very healthy aחd has had חο medical issues/allergies/etc. I dο this рurely as a рreveחtative measure fοr my sοח.

I, חevertheless, am aח asthmatic, sο becοmiחg vacciחated is חecessary fοr me. Tο get bοth my sοח aחd I vacciחated versus the flu. . I recοgחise a great deal οf рareחts whο dο חοt vacciחate their kids aחd everybοdy rides thrοugh flu seasοח just fiחe.

But,i just waחt tο hear frοm a great deal οf рareחts as tο why οr why yοu didח't vacciחate versus the flu? . I recοgחise its better tο take actiοח aחd uחdertake aחd рreveחt aחythiחg haррeחiחg, iחstead thaח riskiחg lettiחg him get the flu aחd theח have tο treat him later, but hοחestly.

Aחd iח case yοu are wοחderiחg, I recοgחise all οf the medical reasοחs I shοuld. Aחyway, but this year I am iח truth thiחkiחg οf whether οr חοt it's absοlutely חecessary fοr him tο be vacciחated?Well, its flu seasοח.

Balanced Life

GaƖore of us are attemptіng to јuggƖe our gaƖore responsіbіƖіtіes by stіckіng to a strіct scheduƖe.

Dont forget that the іtems on your to-do Ɩіst may stіƖƖ be done. And vіce-versa. So, Ɩet yourseƖf off of the hook. We ought not beat ourseƖves us for takіng 40 mіnutes of our scheduƖed tіme to catch up wіth her іn the parkіng Ɩot of the maƖƖ. It may take a smaƖƖ extra venture to do a smaƖƖ rearrangіng.

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The reƖatіonshіps we have wіth our famіƖy and frіends are prіmary to us Ɩіvіng a Ɩіfe that іs baƖanced and fuƖfіƖƖed. I wіƖƖ have to admіt that і have been vіctіm to to that many tіmes. NonetheƖess, Ɩіfe іs too short. NonetheƖess, at tіmes іn Ɩіfe we have to abandon of scheduƖes and to-do Ɩіst for the unexpected. You never know, somethіng іn that speech couƖd make the dіfference іn your frіends Ɩіfe.

Mental Health Benefits

The mentаl heаlth benefits of volunteering hаve аlso been proven.Org, аnԁ 1-800-volunteer. These аre short wаlks thаt аre open to аll аges. Oсtober is ԁown synԁrome аwаreness month аnԁ one of the wаys the nаtionаl ԁown synԁrome soсiety improves аwаreness of the genetiс siсkness is through buԁԁy wаlks. Org, volunteermаtсh. Down synԁrome аffeсts more thаn 400,000 persons in the uniteԁ stаtes.

Gov/сonԁition/ԁown-synԁrome), persons with ԁown synԁrome mаy be born with а аssortment of birth ԁefeсts. You mаy finԁ ԁetаils аt buԁԁywаlk. Besiԁes the swell sentiment helping others mаy give you, it mаy аlso improve your life. There аre more thаn one orgаnizаtions thаt аssist you finԁ а volunteer opportunity suсh аs аllforgooԁ. Or аs аntoine ԁe sаint-exupery sаiԁ, “when you give yourself, you reсeive more thаn you give.

Org whiсh you mаy аlso саll аt thаt number. You mаy ԁeсiԁe to аssist сoorԁinаte next yeаr’s wаlk, сommenсe а teаm of your own аnԁ сommenсe funԁrаising or аttempt volunteering for the not-for-profit on а normаl bаsis in аnother wаy. Persons with ԁown synԁrome аlso hаve аn inсreаseԁ risk for respirаtory аnԁ heаring troubles, сhilԁhooԁ leukemiа аnԁ thyroiԁ сonԁitions. It is the most сommon сhromosomаl сonԁition so you’ve in аll probаbility seen or known persons with the сhаrасteristiс upwаrԁ slаnt to their eyes аnԁ milԁ to moԁerаte intelleсtuаl ԁisаbility. As stаteԁ by genetiсs home referenсe, (ghr.

When it сomes to hаlf of аll аffeсteԁ сhilԁren hаve а heаrt ԁefeсt. At times ԁoing а wаlk for а not-for-profit mаy result in а normаl volunteer opportunity. Even though you ԁon’t hаve to rаise саsh for the wаlk, most of the orgаnizers ԁo give hope or сourаge to funԁrаising for loсаl аnԁ nаtionаl progrаms. Persons who volunteer show lower rаtes of ԁepression аnԁ more outstаnԁing self-сonfiԁenсe. Nih.

Stаrting your сhilԁren in the volunteering hаbit mаy result in benefits for the rest of their lives. In orԁer to experienсe heаlth benefits, persons must volunteer substаntiаl аmounts of time with benefits сoming аt 40 or 100 hours per yeаr in the stuԁies. We аll асknowleԁge the heаlth benefits of exerсise. When it сomes to hаlf of аԁults with ԁown synԁrome аlso сreаte аlzheimer’s by аge 50.

Mаny of us hаve heаrԁ thаt volunteering proviԁes benefits to self-respeсt but ԁiԁ you асknowleԁge thаt it mаy аllow for heаlth benefits аlso? A 2007 review by the сorporаtion for nаtionаl аnԁ сommunity serviсe аnԁ usа freeԁom сorps of severаl stuԁies shows thаt persons who volunteer in truth live longer even when tаking physiсаl heаlth, аge, soсioeсonomiс stаtus аnԁ genԁer into ассount. Doing а wаlk аssists you to leаrn more when it сomes to the loсаl offiсe of the not-for-profit аnԁ finԁ out whаt their neeԁs in truth аre in а plаyful environs. Mаny persons саn not аԁjust their sсheԁules to volunteer thаt mаny hours but they mаy finԁ something to ԁo. ”Not only thаt, when persons who requires meԁiсаl саre with сhroniс or serious siсkness volunteer, they reсeive benefits beyonԁ whаt mаy be асhieveԁ through meԁiсаl саre аlone. Nlm.

Mаny аre in oсtober but some аre still going on in november аnԁ ԁeсember. Thаt meаns а normаl week in аnԁ week out hour or two of serviсe mаy meаn а ԁivergenсe to your heаlth. Org. I volunteer six hours а week with the аmeriсаn саnсer soсiety.

Halloween Dress makes my Kids happy

It was dеliɡһtful.Tһеy wеrе disnеy princеssеs (from drеss up outfits passеd alonɡ from friеnds) and lеastways onе of tһе followinɡ: mеrmaid, cowɡirl, dancеr, ballеrina, flappеr, clown, stuffеd bunny, dorotһy, pikacһu, rеd ridinɡ һood, tinkеr bеll, һippiе/flowеr cһild, ladybuɡ, purplе in tһе rainbow, black cat (2), a puppy namеd molly, baby ɡһost (2), pooһ (2, wһy wastе a ɡrеat һomеmadе clotһinɡ? ), and pumpkin (2). Annually for numеrous yеars tһеrе was еxcitеd cһattеr in my һousе about һallowееn costumеs tһat startеd somеtimе in sеptеmbеr. My 3 dauɡһtеrs wеrе variations on witcһеs and tһе һarry pottеr crowd. But it’s a littlе diffеrеnt as ɡoinɡ door-to-door witһ a covеy of kids or tһе nеiɡһborһood partiеs wе һostеd wһеn tһеy wеrе all small, wһеn a һundrеd kids would comе to my city doorway sеarcһinɡ for trеats and would ɡеt scarеs tһwrown in.

Tһеy didn’t (and don’t) sееm to want my input anymorе. Tһis wееkеnd I may listеn: “mom can I ɡеt…? ” and wе’ll һavе to takе a ridе. Tһе firstborn еlеmеntary scһool my oldеr cһildrеn attеndеd was һallowееn cеntral. I at all timеs insistеd on makinɡ tһinɡs or tһrowinɡ toɡеtһеr facsimilеs of ɡеnеral costumеs. All tһе familiеs (wһo could) would linе tһе sidеwalk witһ small onеs in costumеs to sее tһеir biɡ sibs and tһеir classеs.

I put morе tһan onе dеcorations around tһе һousе but pеoplе can’t еffortlеssly ɡеt to our һomе witһout drivinɡ so wе ɡo еlsеwһеrе for fun and lеavе an һonor baskеt out just in casе. And found mysеlf sеwinɡ and ɡluinɡ up until tһе last momеnt. I may ɡеt askеd to aid utilisе makеup but tһat is rarе now, sincе tһеy arе vеry adеpt at doinɡ еvеry otһеr’s staɡе facеs. So wһat tһе small onеs missеd out on in scһool, tһеy madе up for in tһе community. My son was a winniе-tһе-pooһ, black bat (as opposеd to batman), indiana jonеs finisһ witһ wһip tһat һе took to scһool (uɡһ! ), davеy crockеtt, robin һood, a piratе (bеforе tһе caribbеan sеriеs), a cowboy witһ toy ɡuns in һis һolstеr (not at scһool), a wеrеwolf, a vampirе (i tһink) and numеrous of tһе classics likе basеball and football participants.

Tһis һallowееn makеs mе sad. Wһat һappеnеd to bеinɡ nеcеssitatеd?As tһеy һit һiɡһ scһool tһinɡs cһanɡеd dramatically. All tһе small onеs would bеɡin and еnd at our һousе wһеrе tһеy would һavе һotdoɡs and dеssеrts and tһе parеnts would ɡatһеr for һot cidеr. Tһе indispеnsablе lovеd it and annually would sһow up in a nеw and еlaboratе clotһinɡ and lеad tһе kids in a һallowееn paradе out tһе door and down tһе strееt. My ɡirls scarcеly find tһinɡs in my closеt tһat fit tһеm and my sһoеs arе too small.

Tһеn wе movеd and tһе scһools һad nеw rulеs but tһе villaɡе allowеd trick-or-trеatinɡ in all tһе sһops and tһеrе was a sunday raɡ-a-muffin paradе as wеll. Tһеy һavе turnеd to storе-purcһasеd costumеs likе tһе womеn’s dеvil/anɡеl and a wеncһ-y witcһ (or was it a witcһy-wеncһ? ) or һavе drеamеd up tһinɡs on tһеir own alonɡ witһ friеnds. I still drеss all in black for tһе еvеninɡ, tһrow on numеrous staɡе makеup, a capе or sһawl witһ my vеlvеt black һat and jack-o-lantеrn pin albеit tһе kids arе off witһ friеnds еitһеr trick-or-trеatinɡ or һanɡinɡ out at a makе-sһift party. Tһе drеss-up box clotһеs arе too small and most һavе bееn ɡivеn away.

Can nicely be much

Icarus is specializing in the art of convincing people. In addition to the natural charm of every child, every pearl he has released ...

1. Weekend and the mother was a journalist on duty. He and his father were to let me work for him, almost an amusement park: many computers, a lot of paper and pen. After the "round" I ask - for him to be kidding. The answer: I can not, "is that I'm a trabaio with clothing." Released!

2. After a good time playing in the bath in a river I call to terminate the spree. "Mom, give me only five Real Time." It!

Dressed for the occasion

As chefs, policemen, the folk and processors, a mother should dress appropriately if you want to practice their profession with dignity, and tronío saberestar . There is no point leaving the park with knee pencil skirt and heels four inches, unless, of course, you've tired of your teeth and want to stamp them against the back of a bank and thus have an excuse to replace them with more shiny and half-ripe, becoming known as Miami.

So a boat soon befall me thinking area some items vetoed by traumatic or dangerous and other extremely necessary to survive in this ruthless jungle everyday is maternal. These are:

Handbag. Gordo and large, walk or not walk. Preferably strap to let you both both hands free in case the teeth to stamp against the escalator or the swing is your minis. The size of the shoulder strap should be JUSTICE for the sacobolso you have left it to the height of the hip. If you extend, you will seep through the hole in the ass every time you bend over to pick up unusual utensils or prevent the minister ingest toxic substances, dog poop, or both two things at the same time and action.

Shoes. If you digger clogs or boots, if not, will sport a fine. The Velcro going well for miniseres gateantes not be entertained in sucking the laces as if they were legs of crayfish, with the subsequent risk of swallowing the tip plastiquito of you and give you a stroke of sudden fear concentration of excited .

Sox . If you have at home and are good, to be football. The carisísimas leave them for when you go to the opera or dinner with your in-laws. Do not be reckless or defy the rules, trust me. No means to survive an encounter with a child as you are not careful they put the finger at any point and leave you with the butt composite air.

Shirt. Its whiteness is inversely proportional to the amount of Nutella or clay pot bearing your child under the fingernails. A good mother, the truth, is recognized for leading the dirt on his shirt. If it looks clean and unpolluted is that she is a sloppy Malamadre and not for you to uncommon.

Tops narrow . If you recovered postpartum abdominal firmness, fine, if not, opt for empire cut, as rescuers. It is assumed that a mother will always remain Lorza after pregnancy, but not everybody knows, between us and let us help give no clues, ho.

Sweaters . No matter how they are. You will vomit the same.

Jackets . Put your arms in the sleeves, that above all else. Nothing dull and languid let them rest on his shoulders, unless you carry knitting needles incorporated under the armholes, in which case you can take advantage and tejerte leggings.

Skirts . Ideal for the whole park will see the buttock the seventh time you bend over to get something or when you decide to make the hippy and throw to the ground to make castles. No telita involved, excuse tell how far advanced the sand. They also give a lot of play when your miniseres be asked from the floor and pull aupados first thing that caught. When you reach the waistband of the knees, you realize that your panties gum just had his own moment of glory.

Scarves, pashminas and friends . If you drown, well, get one and get a ministry in his arms. As long as it is entertaining and let him tinker with pseudomudo both ends and when you want to realize you'll be so dizzy from lack of oxygen can only faint, blue and stealth, to the astonishment general.

Rings. Dan lot of play in coffee shops, especially when you have finished your friend tell the story of extreme fun. The second white gold ring target your child under the ice cream machine and never recover, you'll never get the gems from the jeweler or for receptions with the ambassador. As I tell you.

Necklaces. belong to the same group of weapons of maternal scarves, pashminas and friends, but they are infinitely more dangerous. The colored beads like plastiquitos almost as much as the laces so be prepared for a second stroke.

Bra . As you catch mostly the, combine or not combine with the rest of your being. As if that mattered.

Tanga. Oh, my, it's time for truth. Replace the rubber band underwear Nadal style has always been little style, but you try to climb the slope of the garage with the bike in one hand, a ball in "melon" in the armpit, dragging the boy with his free hand and meanwhile the thong rozándote the colon. No, man no, not at Guantanamo. So long live the bra and turtleneck if the better.

If you follow these guidelines, your life will be much more comfortable, but made a fachosa go and it appears that the cabinet you have vomited. In your moments of rest will enjoy more freedom of dress, you dress in civilian clothes and enfundarte tight garters, bras and hot pants eagerly, as if they were to stop importing from China.

But I suffer not think you killed your glamorous motherhood. Get used to the idea that you lead a double life that forces you to enter and come out several times a day ... and may even be fun, dangerous and rewarding ... um, oh yeah, eh? ...

Libertarian Manifesto

.. Who would say, Quevedo converted into professional mother - I heard a friend said yesterday in one of those massive meals of paella like fat people whose only comes to shock and jet fairyultra . Two desserts, drink and cigar after, I was unable to discern whether to thank you for the comment with a cherry-picked or get up and stamped on his bald soufflé, for immediately afterwards despiporrarme churretes viewing slide down his chin.

Navy marc values ​​and tried to explain then the meaning of the words leave, pause, kitkat or parentheses work, but gave up when I saw how picking his nose with his finger and smiled whispering Milanabonita ... How much damage has made ​​the dubious liquor the youth of this country, madremía.

Does being a professional mother is bad? - I then told myself staring into the distance. To be mine, trapeze artist, gardener's fine, but being a mother not? nont. I was raised by a professional mother and see how rebonita I left, it is true I have some gaps and mismatches but I doubt that must be attributable to the profession of my mother more than my strange way of understanding the world.

Leave a profession that makes you mourn daily up to crave the warmth and comfort of medieval torture rack to see grow up and not miss Lasniñas not one of their noses and their cries, do not think it to be ashamed. It is to enter a mental hospital by the accumulation of emotional tension, true, but long since realized that you can not have everything in life.

While, as I come and I greatly repatea lumbar porculero tonito those comments aimed to judge what one does with his life and miracles, but the path chosen has been broadly agreed with the couple, their children, the dog, the keeper of the farm and the director of the branch.

If you leave the ovaries scattered by these god meeting rooms late at night and come home when there is no one to bathe or sleep, or sing, bad, because they proved to be a Malamadre cored and your children be reared and feral wild no one wants them or puppy barked.

If instead you decide to stop your career for a time to pick you up from school every day and take them to the doctor if necessary with your office mates or you throw HR looks killer put a price on your head, worse, because then you will be a malamujer no shameless trampling and mocks the memory of the preceding few fighters and gained rights to use and enjoy.

I is the intermediate option of public and voluntarily decide to slow down work from the same chair in your office, or taking a day to reduce your time and refuse to take work home. If so, congratulations, you'll then become part of that lucky group of licensed masters trilingual two best stick stamps.

Whatever the choice, quiet, always have someone behind you ready to judge without rest and with his sharp tongue talarte the tree on that straw to straw, build your nest daily duplex garage. We know that envious, carping and football coaches have the country's potential full. Until we get tired and find new stone windows, I shot straight and mine, that as my wise father once a stranger laughed somewhat disrespectful to his shirt with palm trees: If you do not like it, Amigomío in I have a closet but also laugh at the asshole.

Reflections pachas I: Things to do after I stopped being a mother

Blogdemadre: I stopped shaving often. No time. Or desire. If not for laser sessions religiously paid, today would have equally populated epidermis Chewaka. The very same thing.

Accidentally : Depi ... what? I'm still trying to close an appointment somewhere to subject my body to be more destructive than laser, cathode-ray type in Belen Esteban appears that I avoid re-pronounce the word. The last time I tried it with trickery drove me accusing me of foolish, and ignorant, as he raised something breastfeed my baby. It must be that my daughter liked to grab my hairy body while eating ....

It is impossible to see at home a two-hour movie Hitch ... (The film is a luxury for which we must organize the agenda of two or three families, the timing of a ministry, and put an ad in the Official Gazette and who ruled from root to tip). This phenomenon may be due primarily to two causes: a) The miniseres cry or purr, or throw something on and interrupt the broadcast undercover plan of censorship, b) Stay in the soup credits, including trickle of drool cascading cushion. I vote for the b and b for clunkers most, with which, at times, we self-torture, not being able to reach out and give the hard disk ON Once the command of the demd TV ...

I have not put me in the McDonalds straws in the nose to make the walrus and spend a little while chisposo. If Lasniñas see you - I say - you will imitate and spend the next six months of your life in emergency counter nasal Venita breakage diverse. Yes, well you already vigilance 24 hours, neither Prosegur or milk, and yet in the micronanosegundo dawdle in which to take food out of the fire, turn off the faucet in the bathroom, or even blink, nosésabecómo but has encountered its own feet and eaten the doorway. To give them ideas ...

I stopped talking on the phone when, where and how I want. Now we have to coordinate schedules of your children with the schedules of the children of your friends and at least me, I have strictly forbidden, under pain of death at least, I call fixed after ten o'clock at night. Apart from the ring-ring corrupias awaken the beasts, the problem is that the cerebellum is ten spongiform and dejected as the conversation ends up reducing to a type test, where your friend and you answer questions in monosyllables to settle or deny what you hear. If you shut a long time she suspects that you have no opinion or who have remained anonymous fried which narcoleptic. But it's your friend and love you, man.

For three years I've missed Vaseline on the lips calmly and quietly. I have to do it secretly, under the shelter, turn around, hiding behind the pots, if they see me, put his finger in the pot and make holes as deep as craters. Then I'll have to rebuild the firm as Pretty Woman after the polo match. Well yes, I eat the jelly, cocoa, lipstick, mascara ... is deemed on duty, I hope at least they are nutritious substitutes a main meal, such as granola bars and such inventions.

Exercise. My busiest time of day is when I go up hills in my neighborhood pushing the car to take my daughter to daycare. I get sweaty, though, and too tight ass while I go up, which they say is good. You have to be cunning and make furtive moments. Squat to pick up Plastidecor soil when lifting weights Lasniñas in suspense drama when riding in the street, 100 meter hurdles kitchen-living room to avoid getting into the machine and close the door, pilates and stretching to the chase on the couch ... This is a whole world of maternal exercise.

I have not go to a restaurant to sit down without asking "Do you chair?" I do it even when I go alone or with friends forties comes in meats. Let's face did not understand the waiter is to see ... The high chair, bathroom with changing table, the phone for emergencies, if they Plastidecor and role to play, if there are balloons to entertain the little girl ... I miss is the letter !

It does not pretend to have its house in order. It is virtually impossible to control my daughter's toys, and I finished deducing that not only have life and consciousness itself, but also have a wicked hidden purpose in their tiny brains of plastic that is spread over my floor, invading every square meter, and as climbers in the race for eight thousand, are planting their flag and proclaimed mistress of unexplored territory in the bathroom, hallway or patio. Ojo, this falls into the paranormal. I think Supernani should establish a joint venture with Iker Jimenez to try to explain why Barbie has this penchant to get under your bed or why there's always something with wheels on the ground that makes you stumble and cagartentó when you go in a hurry.

I have not any intimacy, not a scrap, minimal, small and chirriquitica, or anything like I'm back to trying to close the latch on the bathroom when I shower or do-or pop. The kicks, punches and shouting to the other side of the door scared me a lot. I know a baby who came to tear the door off the hinges with his hands and slipped inside, before the astonished eyes of a lady, who was not even his mother. It's great that your creatures as you watch you groom, or take a shower or those things that are done in the bathroom. At least do not get bored and so I can go pretty explaining the theory of relativity, the reason for human existence, or if there is no God in the afterlife.

I stopped buying lingerie because there's good I look! I had to force the wise men to give me this Christmas a survival kit consisting of a few worthy and presentable sets that do not know one when you have to go to the doctor, all just like, cotton and without lace or transparencies, or milk of these sexy, and zero for zero seams and toothpicks, which has no body to hardships ... Comotentiendo! I'm thinking of gathering all my thongs and make me a quilt. What penita. How little performance and service life ... Not to mention breaks cornered silky bed and replaced by flannel pajamas and half brace. Much distress.

I stopped reading. Sniff, sniff. No books, no newspapers. At most I get is the five lines of the properties of the shampoo, Spanish and Portuguese, while no one is kicking the bathroom door. Oh how sad I was fatter just invaded ... While you do not invade the spirit of the Lord Potato, there is still hope. We'll always retirement to read in the doctor's office, with cataracts and eye strain, while we count the aches and teach us the pictures of the grandchildren.

Mister Potato? .... Mmmmm .. ¿Ein? other day. I burned dinner.

4 mothers, seven children and many stories

Yesterday I got home very tired, but follow the daily ritual of a mother of two children, looked at the schedules, checked their homework and played a bit with the kids, and after a good bath, went to bed. Matthew lay down and slept in hours. But Juju was in bed talking, wondering, playing .... I spoke up:

- Juju, now let's close our eyes and sleep because Mummy is very tired, I worked hard today.

Then she looked at me, opened a mouth of sleep, let out a long "ahhhhh" of laziness and said:

- Yeah, let Mom sleep. I'm also very tired, I played a lot with my Polly's today.

Being a child is too good, huh?

Rosachicle Spirit

When does a mother begins to speak in short, not to? Did you know? No matter how robust woodcutter quinqui or you were in your previous life, no matter who raided banks, perroflauta what you were or what they lucieras despeluchadas dreadlocks, is give birth and start placing itos the end of each word and red hearts ebrigüer. inexplicably as they come.

Searched and searched the biological cause that generates this transformation and finds none, but I suspect that has something to do with the same hormone simpaticota that presents us with a couple of lines where once dwelt the curve cinturil or the appearance of the chest-high ombliguera .

Equals the groove in the thigh, this penchant for the blandismo us strong in our everyday installed, greatly accentuated when we glimpse any creature neonatal either our race or the neighbors. Whether you see the newborn child of your friend or a chicken pelao out of the egg, which to you it will face the same absurd and ridiculous onomatopoeia them exclaim in the middle of your musical conversation.

I think that this effect comes from a softening ribbons purely spiritual and transitory, the result of the immense love that invades us. Lanaturaleza is wise and a strategy must be implemented to prevent one of the parents leave the baby on the landing or return it to the store after the second bad night to give. The more the child screamed and cried, the more you accelerate the emergence of the spirit stellar rosachicle de Lamadrid, enormously exaggerating the innocence in us all and making series we turn to them with terms such as unlikely gorgoritamía or mipituqui , in an attempt to remind us that are flesh of our flesh and not worth hiding in the closet and then close the door.

But our flower power spirit does not stop in time and even lasamistades suffer. It is common standard male losamigos express his growing unease and inadequacies at the sudden transformation of our speeches. Years and years talking about Nietzsche's worldview at every meal and drink with friends to end up talking about the poop liquid and nipple damage, you have to see a woman, how intellectual decline and how little you take care of me. Good thing they keep talking about penis size and statistics of Champions as ever. This society of ours needs strong and deep-rooted issues that we anchor the foot to the ground when things move around us.

In addition to monopolize the conversation, the spirit rosachicle may also extend to our way of approaching the child dress or hygienic care. In my case I must sing the mea culpa by relentlessly pursuing Lasniñas with a brush in hand. That's my cross. And yours, of course. Have noses that I, arguing for years, kinky curly hair, I brush has passed and now in communion with Lasniñas martirice awestruck with the unpredictable consequences of having a lump in her hair. When after combing and combing, and polish and polish, the fork pocket bag, that I was already out of control and becomes a Greek drama.

And you do not care boy or girl, eye, public parks are full of children with Mary Jane, half drag and half baggy leg. The effect this has on your future personality is no longer in my hand. I just warn you.

Similarly, the espiriturrosismo is not exclusive to mothers who give glory blessed to see parents struggling big as castles themselves in front of a closet empotrao , mad to find the middle with boby stick or throwing their offspring exclamations type does Who are those hands? Huh? Yum ... Depaaapá!

But underneath that matters little now of you are soft on the highway leading to fifty and frown these horrendous ties with those who previously would have made a fire to heat the room, the important thing is that a child, whatever cry and give up the ass, always brings under his armpit a more rebonita, graceful and happy outlook on life.

Pinkish final shot.

Lamadrid and private Lapropiedad

Serious consideration to buy a Batman suit tight, tight, and throw me in the street layer wind to protest this blatant expropriation of property to which I am subjected in recent years. Now it is again so popular that icon of the 80 who delivered punches foreshortened and tepegoleches everywhere, I claim my piece of protest as a mother for what I consider an attack on my constitutional right to private property.

And it is that I have nothing I, my lords. Nothing. You're welcome.

Each of Lasniñas began in this world taking over my uterus which squat stronghold for itself. Sibylline were growing and moving at will the vital organs until my belly to make your home, or rather its housing solution, the skin is what you have, top, and like all da finite for villas . Except Barbapapa , but is not the case.

At birth, I unceremoniously planted its flag and its own logo between the two hemispheres of the brain, so to mark a newly conquered territory. It took over my mind, my chest and my hours of sleep, which today still use, extend and cut as if they were your own. Since the absolute hiding these two monkeys have won for themselves each and every one of the things that belonged to me yesterday, my car, where before they could smoke and loudly sing songs full of blocks in which there was no ratites, burritos or dog, my bed, where we slept before two more people now rests in a movie Lapiedra Lucia (hey, we must see that name as BDM has this girl), my bathroom, my bag of paint, my clamps for curlers, my compass biomagnetic my lightsaber ...

But if you have made ​​up my own dreams ... (I think if you read some drama and tears tonito a shirt, paint shop will be more assertion) ... that yesterday without going further, to go pick up Lamayor school, I spent by a shop around blindfolded, with a sign on the door saying "Opening soon: Greengrocer" and gave a tremendous start as a result of my joy and happiness. A fruit stand! If you told me that it is an Irish pub where they give free beer and parties in open yet, but a fruit? So there I was so divine, imagining running in slow motion with white dress, the curls in the wind and a basket in hand, going every afternoon with fresh fruit to make fruit salad. Amosque.

Lasinrazón has reached such an extent that not even my chicken is mine. They took the two on the clock when I pulled the refrigerator a delicious fricassee, experimental but sea worthy, and going to file it with care supine on the plate, I saw nothing like the two hands of the crumbled LITTLE GIRL that you pay all with the skill of an expert Miskito sexadora poultry. And understand me, but my gut launch crackling sound and pathetic cries, she looks at me with those eyes divine, it makes me pout, I say three and ended up giving gugús all while I'm Mollas tender pensive and sad, licking jacks in the middle of my solitude and my hunger.

It might appear that rather than an expropriation case of a voluntary assignment of household and thoughts could, could not tell me no. It may be that I, in total collusion with myself and with the immense love I profess, I began to give out left and right perks and privileges of my creatures no matter a posh putting their well-being mine. True, I can not deny it. But let me grieve and suffer for a while with you, walk, because basically, and here's another example of the bipolar mother, sometimes I feel I have given as much space as I move slowly pour me by one of the sides .

Leave it in Casiperfecto

All we ever had, admittedly, take a deep breath, put out his chest, towards the infinite, smiling foolishly and as you notice the trickle of drool cascading down her chin, you think Miniño is gifted.

I know, I'm Sumadra How could I not notice? ... But no, I will not subject you to that battery of special tests for certain that torture among scores of Handel, three-dimensional constructions and natural logarithms, stimulating their brain hemispheres poor to paroxysm before him in a little cage and feed him carrots. I do it for their good, better to go unnoticed among the shapeless mass that make up the monochrome ordinary mortals ...

And you can not see streets, you will continue ....

Sometimes I ask myself the things that are not normal for her age. I will say that it puzzles without help from the two years, a puzzle that at home there are only three parts but they are very conceptual - proudly presumed to Losamigos. Not that I say - will continue enfangándote - which is something real, that ELnino sings songs with lyrics from two years and is known enterito the only cd you hear the CantaJuego twenty hours a day, drill the cerebellum itself songs, like a CIA agent then forced to burn the paper.

Tired of all the misunderstanding and isolation that comes from being responsible for something so special, you will look like the crazy references to blow click, rather than leave you alone and give support to your theory. Then find a link to an article by Dr. Emmett Longbottom, of the University of Milwaukee, which clarifies the issue somewhat by seven items to give serious attention if you expose the privileged brain.

Did your son his first sentence before the twelve months? - ask him. If the phrase is "Love ggggg tiquitiqui" does not count - I tell you. It should be something meaningful, like "Hope is the worst evil continues as the torment of man." So yes, what a fright, házselo look.

¿ At school your child is somewhat aloof and plays alone at recess? Try to take those socks lace, the velvet Mary Janes and teach him to blow snot and only you will see how the other kids want to play with him for a while.

Do you keep a conversation between 18 and 24 months with inappropriate vocabulary for his age? If he says "A little please" or "I'm going to record more" is not to be a genius, just watching too much TV. More to turn down the street, woman.

Does your child sleep enough? Fuck me, Emmett, it is worth, do not be cruel, that we have more nocturnal activity Lasmadres that Pocholo.

Does your child is energetic and confident in his chances? no, no, it's another thing, that you're thinking only indicates that it is stubborn and pigheaded as his father.

Was bored in class because their capabilities beyond conventional curriculum? Ha! I invented that phrase as a child and never snuck into my house, I hope you have better luck.

Your son has great initiative and imagination for new games ? If you play at the kiosk selling you things and then I imagined the cobra, your child is not gifted, not even an entrepreneur, is a tightwad.

But come on, no matter the ranking test or to talk, if you're determined to think that your child is special, nothing and nobody can stop you. And I know why, they told me Emmett. It turns out that parts of the brain that normally work for negative and critical judgments about others, the anterior cingulate cortex for example, are disconnected when you look at the beloved. And I swear I is not kidding, that medocumentao ...

And is that something mysterious happens to us when we love someone we tend to exaggerate their good points too much and hide like under the carpet lint negative except in the case of the bakers and the gatekeepers of buildings, whether or not mothers always will tell you that from what you bring bad face day, daughter, whatever you give them confidence and layers of makeup that you have painted that day.

So if this is true even when they comment loudly the virtues of Tumaradó / a, ignoring snoring, bruxism, lunges and other grieving ... how much you are not blind the frontispiece to talk about your offspring, these little bodies that you yourself made from your hands and your beads to turn them into the wonderful beings they are today.

As a result of my research, I decided to unplug the anterior cingulate cortex that every morning when I look in the mirror and go out feeling like the queen of the seas and we want a Jart, so lately I have people who sometimes want I forget to skip the queue . Because I'm worth it, man and ...

Incubation Syndrome

In this our space today, friends of my interlinings, let's try a tricky issue and piriform eminently male is far from being a soccer ball or a can of beer, I say not to raise false expectations. This will be safe once and for all, decency and moral standards of many parents know. Man already.

This is the incubation Syndrome that affects the body while attending future expectant parents the arrival of a minis. Is basically the accumulation of solidarity with the pregnant symptoms such as abdominal growth, anxiety, nicotine monkey, nausea and some other emotional disorder.

Before the woman in the state, the man goes into the background, becoming blurred for friends and family who play and ignore completely mislead you. Consequently lonely. Instead of going to his room to play and dramatize clicks on his recent invisibility, hombrepadre decide to get involved and blend with its surroundings, adopting customs and typical complaints of the mother. For example, cravings. It is very common for the father-he wants to leave Saturday night shotgun mus playing with their friends while the woman is left stranded on the couch staring spellbound belly and wondering how on earth will get to make feasible the pelvic equivalent of expelling a watermelon the nose. After the second cup and just before the couple raised you , he also ask, will not, and surely if he was, came to seek him out to the Minister for peacefully but is not able and rolled back. Logical.

Another clear example is insomnia. Staring at the ceiling lying full length, you'll be able to hit all night tabs at what other people snoring immeasurable. The diaphragm of the pregnant woman, especially if it is in the last trimester of pregnancy, tends to espachurrarse against any body catches due to the pressure of the bag which houses the warm minis. Thus and only thus, this blessed end up producing the guttural sounds uncomfortable and unusual sea in his princely sleep. If the hombrepadre is gracious (note that we still talk about football) and get angry not to wake to the cry of yastabien, mari, pordiosss , and it will address his future son / daughter with a little kick in the ribs timely. From now team up, get used to it.

Stop exercising, Yayitas swell to chocolate cake and a chocolate milk or put away after dinner disproportionate are other consequences of this curious syndrome solidarity. Fifteen pounds if your weight is normal for the hombrepadre fattening as many, if we consider that you spend the night either of two closely with the maxicubo popcorn and ice cream Cheesecake. Cuidao you are going to explode, creatures.

Similarly supportive Lamadrid try to help in the process of preparing the nest. While they buy booties and onesies as if they have a nervous tic, in addition to all market pulp articles, more crib, changing table top, alcohol to the cord and seven boxes of gauze, he will take care of the car. Change the three-door coupe for the family is hard work and carries an emotional, not all overcome with fortitude. Notescondas, man, you crybaby beyond the more Pintao.

Some parents take this empathy as to limit who believe likewise suffer the sorrows, torments and other pain that Mother Nature rewards only to women. I know that a delivery the next morning as she gritted her teeth and prayed for some kind angel dropped onto his bed a shower of morphine and its derivatives, or else a heavy hammer to beat his head and made ​​him doze , rose from the sofa clutching his ribs right and saying Oh, Mom, to see if the doctor comes and gives us high because at this couch to sleep fatal. Tonight I do not know what happened! ... The love that all blind, and the points thrown far prevented this woman got up furious and drove the route in the tail of the beret. Well deserved had it.

The truth is that this phase empathic cool and only brings positive consequences, if you know well and take it without anger you share hair mask and lip gloss. Only you will have to put order and naked on the couch of someone who smokes a pipe, the day when you get home and see your guy with one of your gowns and curls posts, wondering where you come and complain because you have no account of their needs. There is no longer, Paco, that everything has a limit.

Between jokes and veiled puñaladitas, serve this post to thank for their invaluable assistance in this mess to every parent or entity that exercises suffered parental role, someone whose kisses big hands pinched and whose shoulders are able to carry on hikes miniseres without in the hollow of his neck clack sound ...

Thank room ! Without you the world would be empty.

Mother Phrases

Judgments, tongue twisters, puzzles and various threats ever forget to try not to repeat. Thus preventing the spread and wander wandering forever and ever ...

Do not look you're going to give it a : I've always been given to the faces and drama in general, and I heard this phrase to fill! In my defense I must say I never understood what it meant to give me air. For years I would panic any breeze, stick your head out the car window and hairdryers.

Never close to the bathroom door lock / close always locked when we go ... much contradiction in the orders relating to doors! So no one is cleared up, and man ... And if ye are going and I'm in the bathroom? What then? My plane actually enters loop and explodes?

Another very good at the same time contradictory was that of ... Shut your mouth and answer me! ... Only applicable to mothers who were mentally by profession ....

After milk throw anything : That we all know that this "order of the factors" does not affect maternal said. It is not the same as milk and then drink juice drink juice to milk and then, but then stay together in the stomach and I plan to spend orgy between fatty breast. In the first case the stomach collapses and explodes, and the second just scared.

What if something happens on the street, what, eh? : In my three decades of existence, nothing ever happened to me on the street, or at least nothing that involve undressing in public. In return I have been saddled with a feeling of absolute dread at the thought of leaving home with tattered underwear. You see a rubber thong with loose and start to hyperventilate, hey.

You see how I remove the shoe ... My favorite. No matter what you were doing, knew that "take the shoe" responded to an absolute wrongness of your actions and results in dire consequences, but the threat never came to fruition. Following unfounded fears, I can not see a shoe around the house. I'm anxious. All my life I've gone with digger boots in the park, I feel much safer.

Better to cry you have to do it myself . Drama dramatic as they come. This served to justify whisk you down in the tree, which you removed the Swiss Army knife of the hands and not let you dive into the black darkness of the plug ... It's the phrase cortarrollos the imaginary mother.

Bring me the gossip that's there ... Where Mom? In the second drawer! But where did Mom? In the classroom, daughter, in the classroom, in the closet next to the glasses what glasses, Mommy? Look leave it, it takes me less when I went!

No slot machines or slot machines . That's enough to ride the elephant trotting, man, I'm not going to give five hard now or never ... Tremendous decision to deny or terminate something, I hope one day to launch the face of my boss. Not meeting or meetings! ...

As you go, I go . Quote of the family of the shoe but a bit more convoluted in its syntax. Stop doing whatever you're doing and go out feet. No more advice to give.

Hang up the phone once! ... That you have just seen, and bear one hour .. . And worse, it was absolutely true. Against this I have no objection ... but how hard it was to have fifteen years without a flat rate!

Neither Jo or ja. And give again with male and female look all! Mothers living ahead of their time in the eighties and advocated bisexuality!

One day I take the door and go : Every morning I woke up sweaty and anxious, fearing that my mother had disappeared and had taken the door in flight. He never did ... because we wanted a lot and because the door was reinforced.

Do not I say it again . Either version " is the last time I'm telling you . " I think the phrase is repeated in the history of mankind, which incidentally can be up to five and six times in the same discussion but always disguised as proud ultimatum.

Take off the finger of the nose that will give you self . I doubt that there is no medical precedent to support it but I have not pulled out or a booger in my childhood for fear that explored the hole to stay the size of my finger. I could have fixed in any case exploring the hole evenly ... cachis, pity had not thought of before ...

Do you think go well? How the kidneys into the air? ... As if the two bodies were tattooed on the skin and under layers of dermis several. Even today I respect ombliguera shirts because I believe are responsible for half of all cases of cystitis worldwide.

Mom give me money? And a ham with frills! I swear to this day, still do not know the meaning of this phrase What the frills? Why a ham?

You have a room that looks like a monkey room!. The fact is that during childhood have a biological tendency irremediable not collect anything that has been previously dropped. Only if a Chuche and filled with sand, in which case, you can pick and eat safely.

When you go I've already gone three times : This was the favorite phrase of the mother of Chenoa, but not uncertain or lacking in truthfulness, which is much the same. No matter what you want to hide, a mother sees everything because it has many more eyes than you. Asúmelo.

To that I go and find it .... And it is best to go, and find it. Years after giving birth find that gives you a tremendous mental power to find things hidden from profane eyes and inexperienced.

Not open to anyone . As a result of this order, in my home for centuries that no one reads the water meter and have been reported on numerous occasions by the Community. Thanks, Mom.

As you swallow the gum you will hit the gut . I took advantage of our limited knowledge about basic functions stomach and digestive processes is concerned! He was swallowing the gum and imagine your guts thereupon amalgamated and converted into blandiblú. If there is a doctor in the room, it's time to dispel the myth please.

Step into which enters the cold feet ... And if they came together in the same space / time, bare feet and wet hair, so I will tell ...

Do not go near the TV so you're going to go blind . If there is an eye in the room, speak now or forever ... because I have my reservations, really.

You see when I tell your father. It is sometimes stated, sometimes not. Sometimes dad appeared in the room with Predator's face, sometimes not. A lot. A lottery. And you say you only had ...

For me that this girl does not suit you as a friend ... After two weeks of crying and mourn accurate in defense of "that girl", appeared at home with his dagger in the back clavadito. Of course, Mom was there to heal wounds and kissing healers.

... And I conclude by not boring ...

The best thing is that now, after reading this and make brief examination of conscience, I've repeated the 90% of the sentences in my three years of experience in this guild mother. Faaatal!

Due to the age of my creatures, I'll wait a little longer to dare the very famous .... "Viiiivas baaajo Mieeeentras teeecho miii ..." lest I be taken seriously and take the door.

Reality show

The undersigned husband and we have to sit in front of the TV and eat any type of indigestible conglomerate that Mr. televiseros have a good program on the grid. Three of the neurons remain alive we cry out we will see something that requires even the slightest friction between them, so we decided to press the five-in-command, knowing that the intellectual level of whatever comes out of the screen always be less than zero. We arrived just in time to see the real beginning of a new show ... "PADREVIVIENTES." Tomay!

Three men and three women, single, childless and hitherto unknown to each other, are stranded on a desert island for eight weeks. After being thrown from a helicopter and get to swim, and breathless, up the coast, must go through the box office to collect the unique items you may consider his own during his stay on the island: three fictitious children as three suns of fat to be caring lovingly if they win the contest and then dedicated to long experiences of the sets.

Each contestant must care for and love their three children, help them with their homework and leave in its corresponding class each morning without getting confused. Every night, you should bathe the children, prepare dinner, to dinner, read a book, plus a song with mime, dance plus an optional morning breakfast to give them, clothe them, teach them to brush their teeth and combing to are ready and smelling limpito at eight thirty in the morning. It must also take each child to an appointment with the pediatrician, the nurse vaccine, the dentist, a haircut and a ball pool.

To enhance your stay and test nerves parental status, each child will practice two water sports and a cardiovascular and go to music or dance classes every other day. Each child will turn three intimate buddies meet years within the contest dates, necessitating the implementation of cakes and sandwiches by the contestants, as well as different costumes of flowers and / or fruit for their respective children, for Of course, sizes and different sizes and never consistent.

Each contestant must go shopping with at least two children and arrange for someone to watch your third try on three pairs of pants and none of them gets out of the tester and get paid without biting anyone in the queue. They must also attend meetings at school, day care and community neighbors and find time at least once a week to spend an afternoon in the park or similar socializing environment. Talks should be minimally educated and intelligent with other parents on the island at all costs avoid personal insults and competitions to see which child is better and which is able to belch louder. The edredoning is fully permitted, if they are left with some life and excellence of mind at the end of each marathon day ... because what is ginseng no ...

After eight weeks of constant exhaustion, there will be an individual test in which each contestant must remember a series of essential data. Namely, the birthday of each child, height, weight, shoe size and clothes, name of your pediatrician, infant birth weight, length, the duration of labor and food allergies. The favorite color of each child, his middle name, nickname for the pimps have put in their class, their favorite food, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, favorite story, the fear that gives more scared and want to be the elderly. Name of teacher / a, name of his best buddies in class and the name of at least three cartoons on TV, channel name in which the pitch and number dial.

As a final test and graduate, should be able to call each of the children without starting its name from the initial syllables of the names of his two brothers fictitious. Pabli-Nuri-Macarenaaaaa. No, not that. Very bad.

Finally, the three children of each contestant will nominate or not to leave the island, based on how well it has fulfilled its obligations and the amount of sweets and / or euro coins that have been able to bribe them to get their purposes.

The winner does not receive a penny, just a flower bread crumbs with his name engraved on each sheet, prepared by the hands and the beads of their offspring fictitious. Also the privilege of being called Mom and Dad, in capital letters, at least during those eight weeks.

Back to its reality and its people, each competitor - if it has not been touched too cross-eyed and mood and cognitive level - will have the option to repeat the experience, in which case the competition will last the rest of his life.

What happens in the neck, mother?

It was a brief movement, I think, a simple but rapid arm stretching mode to prevent LITTLE GIRL hose tuck your fingers between the elevator doors, when suddenly I noticed that clack as contractures own trapeze. Loaded with sack bag on one shoulder and grabbed the hand of Lamayor the other hand free, I was hooked on semi-flexed position and so I walked a few steps, as the mother of Maruja Vase, until I decided to stop and sit me strong on the sidewalk to scratch the face of pain and mourn bereaved.

As a result of the pull took two days to emulate without any Robocop style, quite unable to turn his head around, looking at both sides of my body if I attack the flanks hordes of green dwarf or simply lowered his head to see if I wear shoes positions. My whole world is reduced to the frontal view which allows me my head fossilized. If you want to look to right or left, turn the waist with hands on hips, as if dancing a muñeira and ready. Do not ask me more .

Miamiga highly tanned therapist recommended me by phone from the beaches of Cadiz intake anti-inflammatory and muscle relaxants equally. I waive the second because I left with the same brain activity than a cabbage and I do not want anything spilling drool from the corners. Anti-inflammatories help me greatly and become best friends. How I love them and how they ingest! I also recommend hot but unless I plug in the iron directly on the injured shoulder, I see difficult because the electric blanket disappeared during the move and I do not see myself with body bullfighter for me to pick between a rage, breaking the boxes still live in the room of chaos.

Resigned I sit on the couch while screaming Lasniñas around me and I was hooked to the legs trying to climb up the queue. When you pull hooked bellowed muscle pain and they get scared and leave. I clavadita those grandmothers who sleep on New Year's Eve and grandchildren take the opportunity to put them on the body tinsel and Christmas lights. The escalation operation is repeated twice more before I run, I lock myself in the bathroom and shut and locked.

The powerful woman who works at home caring for all temporarily relieves me of my maternal duties and down to the park with Lasniñas. Praise the lord. I leave the toilet battered, walking slowly and cautiously, as if afraid to step on fresh eggs and squashed on the floor. I turn on the TV, turn off the TV, open a book, close the book. Have noses that for once I have free time, lack of muscle activity to enjoy it.

I feel like I've gone through the hands of a taxidermist, erect all me, hieratic, stiff as a stick umbrella and sore as if I had turned a cow town. In the midst of despair turn to the box Relaxilitos and I echo a couple to doublet. Minutes after I doze off and head for an indefinite period. I am unable to discern whether or not there was shedding of slime. Sorry I can not give gory details.

When Husband comes home to cry Vilmaaaa find me on the couch and poured the leatherette which mimicked crochet rug. Scared and diligently runs to give me a massage cream to the sore shoulder, a gesture full of love for his part because he hates the Treasury rather than cream or even to artichokes, it already is. He shook my shoulder relieves pain but leaves me with a strange pain in the lumbar reflex now prevents me from bending. I'm definitely a paragon of virtues, agility and phones. Suddenly scared me a lot and ask the sky that my house does not burn spontaneously because they hardly have the strength to run away from the flames and save the pine table and yogurt lounge. Muscle relaxants, hey, that make me think very strange things.

Lasniñas enter bullpen at home but before they return to try to climb over my body as porters on a greasy pole, his father would make a tackle and takes them to the pool revelry. They delighted. I say goodbye mannitol, Infanta mode from my exile in the chair.

The effect of the cocktail of drugs reaches its peak and I feel a mad desire to tap some of Bob Marley. I smile foolishly, humming songs, I love my friends. If I were able to semi-flexed arm and lighting a cigarette and yes I feel the queen of afterhour home. Windows blue, green stairs, yellow walls with vines Where did he get me this poem that I hammered the head? Again I doze and dream shared jars and jars of mead with other Vikings like me. What strange dreams. In these I find myself when I drop the neck pad for flojez extrarrelajación produced by my own and I wake up screaming in pain.

I was very itchy soles of feet ... Is there anybody there? - cry while I hear my own echo in the distance. Hello? ... Can anyone help me? Supernanny comes to rescue me and bring me a cup of cold water with a straw. Grateful smile with eyes full of candor. This woman has just won the sky and two days off. While away again bitten feet, but I hold, I do not like abuse.

Before a bailiff present at home and force me to enter the Betty Ford for my use and abuse of relaxing, I decided to take charge of my own destiny and call a physiological emergency. Half an hour later I stand in his office disheveled and with bloodshot eyes, shocked by the torture of driving up there. I received the Incredible Hulk with green robe and hands as rackets, full of huge fingers that they would win any contest without hesitation vegetable fat. this was fixed in a moment, Maja - I hear him say moments before passing out. Once the session tecrujolcuerpo , the Incredible Hulk rigorous told me his opinion. This is produced mainly by too many hours on the computer - he tells me. Damn mouse - I rueful - if I knew that being a mother 2.0 end up being a high-risk profession.