When does a mother begins to speak in short, not to? Did you know? No matter how robust woodcutter quinqui or you were in your previous life, no matter who raided banks, perroflauta what you were or what they lucieras despeluchadas dreadlocks, is give birth and start placing itos the end of each word and red hearts ebrigüer. inexplicably as they come.
Searched and searched the biological cause that generates this transformation and finds none, but I suspect that has something to do with the same hormone simpaticota that presents us with a couple of lines where once dwelt the curve cinturil or the appearance of the chest-high ombliguera .
Equals the groove in the thigh, this penchant for the blandismo us strong in our everyday installed, greatly accentuated when we glimpse any creature neonatal either our race or the neighbors. Whether you see the newborn child of your friend or a chicken pelao out of the egg, which to you it will face the same absurd and ridiculous onomatopoeia them exclaim in the middle of your musical conversation.
I think that this effect comes from a softening ribbons purely spiritual and transitory, the result of the immense love that invades us. Lanaturaleza is wise and a strategy must be implemented to prevent one of the parents leave the baby on the landing or return it to the store after the second bad night to give. The more the child screamed and cried, the more you accelerate the emergence of the spirit stellar rosachicle de Lamadrid, enormously exaggerating the innocence in us all and making series we turn to them with terms such as unlikely gorgoritamía or mipituqui , in an attempt to remind us that are flesh of our flesh and not worth hiding in the closet and then close the door.
But our flower power spirit does not stop in time and even lasamistades suffer. It is common standard male losamigos express his growing unease and inadequacies at the sudden transformation of our speeches. Years and years talking about Nietzsche's worldview at every meal and drink with friends to end up talking about the poop liquid and nipple damage, you have to see a woman, how intellectual decline and how little you take care of me. Good thing they keep talking about penis size and statistics of Champions as ever. This society of ours needs strong and deep-rooted issues that we anchor the foot to the ground when things move around us.
In addition to monopolize the conversation, the spirit rosachicle may also extend to our way of approaching the child dress or hygienic care. In my case I must sing the mea culpa by relentlessly pursuing Lasniñas with a brush in hand. That's my cross. And yours, of course. Have noses that I, arguing for years, kinky curly hair, I brush has passed and now in communion with Lasniñas martirice awestruck with the unpredictable consequences of having a lump in her hair. When after combing and combing, and polish and polish, the fork pocket bag, that I was already out of control and becomes a Greek drama.
And you do not care boy or girl, eye, public parks are full of children with Mary Jane, half drag and half baggy leg. The effect this has on your future personality is no longer in my hand. I just warn you.
Similarly, the espiriturrosismo is not exclusive to mothers who give glory blessed to see parents struggling big as castles themselves in front of a closet empotrao , mad to find the middle with boby stick or throwing their offspring exclamations type does Who are those hands? Huh? Yum ... Depaaapá!
But underneath that matters little now of you are soft on the highway leading to fifty and frown these horrendous ties with those who previously would have made a fire to heat the room, the important thing is that a child, whatever cry and give up the ass, always brings under his armpit a more rebonita, graceful and happy outlook on life.
Pinkish final shot.
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