Mother Phrases

Judgments, tongue twisters, puzzles and various threats ever forget to try not to repeat. Thus preventing the spread and wander wandering forever and ever ...

Do not look you're going to give it a : I've always been given to the faces and drama in general, and I heard this phrase to fill! In my defense I must say I never understood what it meant to give me air. For years I would panic any breeze, stick your head out the car window and hairdryers.

Never close to the bathroom door lock / close always locked when we go ... much contradiction in the orders relating to doors! So no one is cleared up, and man ... And if ye are going and I'm in the bathroom? What then? My plane actually enters loop and explodes?

Another very good at the same time contradictory was that of ... Shut your mouth and answer me! ... Only applicable to mothers who were mentally by profession ....

After milk throw anything : That we all know that this "order of the factors" does not affect maternal said. It is not the same as milk and then drink juice drink juice to milk and then, but then stay together in the stomach and I plan to spend orgy between fatty breast. In the first case the stomach collapses and explodes, and the second just scared.

What if something happens on the street, what, eh? : In my three decades of existence, nothing ever happened to me on the street, or at least nothing that involve undressing in public. In return I have been saddled with a feeling of absolute dread at the thought of leaving home with tattered underwear. You see a rubber thong with loose and start to hyperventilate, hey.

You see how I remove the shoe ... My favorite. No matter what you were doing, knew that "take the shoe" responded to an absolute wrongness of your actions and results in dire consequences, but the threat never came to fruition. Following unfounded fears, I can not see a shoe around the house. I'm anxious. All my life I've gone with digger boots in the park, I feel much safer.

Better to cry you have to do it myself . Drama dramatic as they come. This served to justify whisk you down in the tree, which you removed the Swiss Army knife of the hands and not let you dive into the black darkness of the plug ... It's the phrase cortarrollos the imaginary mother.

Bring me the gossip that's there ... Where Mom? In the second drawer! But where did Mom? In the classroom, daughter, in the classroom, in the closet next to the glasses what glasses, Mommy? Look leave it, it takes me less when I went!

No slot machines or slot machines . That's enough to ride the elephant trotting, man, I'm not going to give five hard now or never ... Tremendous decision to deny or terminate something, I hope one day to launch the face of my boss. Not meeting or meetings! ...

As you go, I go . Quote of the family of the shoe but a bit more convoluted in its syntax. Stop doing whatever you're doing and go out feet. No more advice to give.

Hang up the phone once! ... That you have just seen, and bear one hour .. . And worse, it was absolutely true. Against this I have no objection ... but how hard it was to have fifteen years without a flat rate!

Neither Jo or ja. And give again with male and female look all! Mothers living ahead of their time in the eighties and advocated bisexuality!

One day I take the door and go : Every morning I woke up sweaty and anxious, fearing that my mother had disappeared and had taken the door in flight. He never did ... because we wanted a lot and because the door was reinforced.

Do not I say it again . Either version " is the last time I'm telling you . " I think the phrase is repeated in the history of mankind, which incidentally can be up to five and six times in the same discussion but always disguised as proud ultimatum.

Take off the finger of the nose that will give you self . I doubt that there is no medical precedent to support it but I have not pulled out or a booger in my childhood for fear that explored the hole to stay the size of my finger. I could have fixed in any case exploring the hole evenly ... cachis, pity had not thought of before ...

Do you think go well? How the kidneys into the air? ... As if the two bodies were tattooed on the skin and under layers of dermis several. Even today I respect ombliguera shirts because I believe are responsible for half of all cases of cystitis worldwide.

Mom give me money? And a ham with frills! I swear to this day, still do not know the meaning of this phrase What the frills? Why a ham?

You have a room that looks like a monkey room!. The fact is that during childhood have a biological tendency irremediable not collect anything that has been previously dropped. Only if a Chuche and filled with sand, in which case, you can pick and eat safely.

When you go I've already gone three times : This was the favorite phrase of the mother of Chenoa, but not uncertain or lacking in truthfulness, which is much the same. No matter what you want to hide, a mother sees everything because it has many more eyes than you. Asúmelo.

To that I go and find it .... And it is best to go, and find it. Years after giving birth find that gives you a tremendous mental power to find things hidden from profane eyes and inexperienced.

Not open to anyone . As a result of this order, in my home for centuries that no one reads the water meter and have been reported on numerous occasions by the Community. Thanks, Mom.

As you swallow the gum you will hit the gut . I took advantage of our limited knowledge about basic functions stomach and digestive processes is concerned! He was swallowing the gum and imagine your guts thereupon amalgamated and converted into blandiblú. If there is a doctor in the room, it's time to dispel the myth please.

Step into which enters the cold feet ... And if they came together in the same space / time, bare feet and wet hair, so I will tell ...

Do not go near the TV so you're going to go blind . If there is an eye in the room, speak now or forever ... because I have my reservations, really.

You see when I tell your father. It is sometimes stated, sometimes not. Sometimes dad appeared in the room with Predator's face, sometimes not. A lot. A lottery. And you say you only had ...

For me that this girl does not suit you as a friend ... After two weeks of crying and mourn accurate in defense of "that girl", appeared at home with his dagger in the back clavadito. Of course, Mom was there to heal wounds and kissing healers.

... And I conclude by not boring ...

The best thing is that now, after reading this and make brief examination of conscience, I've repeated the 90% of the sentences in my three years of experience in this guild mother. Faaatal!

Due to the age of my creatures, I'll wait a little longer to dare the very famous .... "Viiiivas baaajo Mieeeentras teeecho miii ..." lest I be taken seriously and take the door.