Thursday, October 13, 2011

Leave it in Casiperfecto

All we ever had, admittedly, take a deep breath, put out his chest, towards the infinite, smiling foolishly and as you notice the trickle of drool cascading down her chin, you think Miniño is gifted.

I know, I'm Sumadra How could I not notice? ... But no, I will not subject you to that battery of special tests for certain that torture among scores of Handel, three-dimensional constructions and natural logarithms, stimulating their brain hemispheres poor to paroxysm before him in a little cage and feed him carrots. I do it for their good, better to go unnoticed among the shapeless mass that make up the monochrome ordinary mortals ...

And you can not see streets, you will continue ....

Sometimes I ask myself the things that are not normal for her age. I will say that it puzzles without help from the two years, a puzzle that at home there are only three parts but they are very conceptual - proudly presumed to Losamigos. Not that I say - will continue enfangándote - which is something real, that ELnino sings songs with lyrics from two years and is known enterito the only cd you hear the CantaJuego twenty hours a day, drill the cerebellum itself songs, like a CIA agent then forced to burn the paper.

Tired of all the misunderstanding and isolation that comes from being responsible for something so special, you will look like the crazy references to blow click, rather than leave you alone and give support to your theory. Then find a link to an article by Dr. Emmett Longbottom, of the University of Milwaukee, which clarifies the issue somewhat by seven items to give serious attention if you expose the privileged brain.

Did your son his first sentence before the twelve months? - ask him. If the phrase is "Love ggggg tiquitiqui" does not count - I tell you. It should be something meaningful, like "Hope is the worst evil continues as the torment of man." So yes, what a fright, házselo look.

¿ At school your child is somewhat aloof and plays alone at recess? Try to take those socks lace, the velvet Mary Janes and teach him to blow snot and only you will see how the other kids want to play with him for a while.

Do you keep a conversation between 18 and 24 months with inappropriate vocabulary for his age? If he says "A little please" or "I'm going to record more" is not to be a genius, just watching too much TV. More to turn down the street, woman.

Does your child sleep enough? Fuck me, Emmett, it is worth, do not be cruel, that we have more nocturnal activity Lasmadres that Pocholo.

Does your child is energetic and confident in his chances? no, no, it's another thing, that you're thinking only indicates that it is stubborn and pigheaded as his father.

Was bored in class because their capabilities beyond conventional curriculum? Ha! I invented that phrase as a child and never snuck into my house, I hope you have better luck.

Your son has great initiative and imagination for new games ? If you play at the kiosk selling you things and then I imagined the cobra, your child is not gifted, not even an entrepreneur, is a tightwad.

But come on, no matter the ranking test or to talk, if you're determined to think that your child is special, nothing and nobody can stop you. And I know why, they told me Emmett. It turns out that parts of the brain that normally work for negative and critical judgments about others, the anterior cingulate cortex for example, are disconnected when you look at the beloved. And I swear I is not kidding, that medocumentao ...

And is that something mysterious happens to us when we love someone we tend to exaggerate their good points too much and hide like under the carpet lint negative except in the case of the bakers and the gatekeepers of buildings, whether or not mothers always will tell you that from what you bring bad face day, daughter, whatever you give them confidence and layers of makeup that you have painted that day.

So if this is true even when they comment loudly the virtues of Tumaradó / a, ignoring snoring, bruxism, lunges and other grieving ... how much you are not blind the frontispiece to talk about your offspring, these little bodies that you yourself made from your hands and your beads to turn them into the wonderful beings they are today.

As a result of my research, I decided to unplug the anterior cingulate cortex that every morning when I look in the mirror and go out feeling like the queen of the seas and we want a Jart, so lately I have people who sometimes want I forget to skip the queue . Because I'm worth it, man and ...

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