The broken record

Lamayor past few months, along with that tremendous verve and are proper verbiage that standard, have decided to squeeze and liquefied-based spirits that are repeated pleas to the permutation. Never ask one thing at once, send it all in duplicate while not necessary to call attention or face a negative expected. I want to go to the park, quieroiralparque. Usually the second time he says it does so at a slightly faster pace as above, and in a rush, speech is already known. And if you start with a third ... I want to go to the park, quieroiralparque, quieroiralparque , the latter phrase goes so fast that even tousled bangs you and leaves you breathless.

Tired of despair, to cry out and flee into the next room to crash head rhythmically against the wall until despelucharnos entries, Husband and the undersigned have decided to retaliate with its own weapons. For the ancient precept of " if you can not beat em, join ' , for months the discussions happen in this fashion house ...

Mommy I want a piduleta

You can not love, we eat now.

But I want a piduleta

You can not love, we eat now.

But if only a little piduleta

You can not love, we eat and

I promise you then as well

You can not, honey, let's eat now.

The technique of "broken record", but today is a widely used practice in emotional intelligence to get rid of individuals that does not work any other method of persuasion, kind ladies apron offering olive branches, lotteries and vendors of all kinds , sure it was created long ago by a parent pleas glutted, agarrotao and on the verge of crying, I bet the gold cap.

In principle the method is simple, is simply to repeat the same phrase over and over, again and again and again, no matter how you answer the other. Not to go crazy in an attempt simply to have high doses of patience or a lot of wax in the ear can not hear clearly and exasperated with the replies of the opponent. But eye, it is important to know when to stop because it runs a risk of becoming the Rainman and getting stuck into the bottomless hole of his own thoughts . On the contrary if you keep calm and not let the temporary space loop of neck to get sucked up and turn your brain on pescaíto fried, is a great technique for disposing of heavy children and other species with a taste for emphasis.

The standard rule is to stop after five or six successive repetitions, with thirty seconds of separation between answers. In case of large-headed children and porculeros, may be required more time but it is important not to exceed ten minutes in a loop, not to be, that there have been cases of parents who have been hooked and now speak like this all the time, in chorus plan reggeton .

There is a curious case that usually occurs only in mother figures and has generated more than a scholarly study. As you can imagine, things get complicated greatly when together in the same space-time-mesadecomedor two specimens with a similar degree of experience in this technique, read when you eat your mother's house:

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

Do you put a scoop more, my child?

No thanks, Mom, I'm llenísima.

As both heads of progeny have developed throughout their experience of motherhood the same tendency to bend ears and go about their business, hence the loop can easily reach the infinite. Could be represented graphically as the struggles of horned animals that locks the horns and fight for psychic and physical crush his opponent until he bites the dust, or failing that swallows the bucket. The victory will depend on the degree of stubbornness or the number of children available to each one, which clearly identifies your expertise, and never, ever, ever be the contest a draw. Be missing.

Except for this mother-mother Machiavellian course, the technique is quite effective, will help to avoid unnecessary trouble ordinary mortals and getting hot just. Try it also bosses, superiors and other limited creatures in search of late report or order breached. Seriously doubted his intellect, true, but it will change as impossible and therefore in total and absolute peace of mind.