The undersigned husband and we have to sit in front of the TV and eat any type of indigestible conglomerate that Mr. televiseros have a good program on the grid. Three of the neurons remain alive we cry out we will see something that requires even the slightest friction between them, so we decided to press the five-in-command, knowing that the intellectual level of whatever comes out of the screen always be less than zero. We arrived just in time to see the real beginning of a new show ... "PADREVIVIENTES." Tomay!
Three men and three women, single, childless and hitherto unknown to each other, are stranded on a desert island for eight weeks. After being thrown from a helicopter and get to swim, and breathless, up the coast, must go through the box office to collect the unique items you may consider his own during his stay on the island: three fictitious children as three suns of fat to be caring lovingly if they win the contest and then dedicated to long experiences of the sets.
Each contestant must care for and love their three children, help them with their homework and leave in its corresponding class each morning without getting confused. Every night, you should bathe the children, prepare dinner, to dinner, read a book, plus a song with mime, dance plus an optional morning breakfast to give them, clothe them, teach them to brush their teeth and combing to are ready and smelling limpito at eight thirty in the morning. It must also take each child to an appointment with the pediatrician, the nurse vaccine, the dentist, a haircut and a ball pool.
To enhance your stay and test nerves parental status, each child will practice two water sports and a cardiovascular and go to music or dance classes every other day. Each child will turn three intimate buddies meet years within the contest dates, necessitating the implementation of cakes and sandwiches by the contestants, as well as different costumes of flowers and / or fruit for their respective children, for Of course, sizes and different sizes and never consistent.
Each contestant must go shopping with at least two children and arrange for someone to watch your third try on three pairs of pants and none of them gets out of the tester and get paid without biting anyone in the queue. They must also attend meetings at school, day care and community neighbors and find time at least once a week to spend an afternoon in the park or similar socializing environment. Talks should be minimally educated and intelligent with other parents on the island at all costs avoid personal insults and competitions to see which child is better and which is able to belch louder. The edredoning is fully permitted, if they are left with some life and excellence of mind at the end of each marathon day ... because what is ginseng no ...
After eight weeks of constant exhaustion, there will be an individual test in which each contestant must remember a series of essential data. Namely, the birthday of each child, height, weight, shoe size and clothes, name of your pediatrician, infant birth weight, length, the duration of labor and food allergies. The favorite color of each child, his middle name, nickname for the pimps have put in their class, their favorite food, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, favorite story, the fear that gives more scared and want to be the elderly. Name of teacher / a, name of his best buddies in class and the name of at least three cartoons on TV, channel name in which the pitch and number dial.
As a final test and graduate, should be able to call each of the children without starting its name from the initial syllables of the names of his two brothers fictitious. Pabli-Nuri-Macarenaaaaa. No, not that. Very bad.
Finally, the three children of each contestant will nominate or not to leave the island, based on how well it has fulfilled its obligations and the amount of sweets and / or euro coins that have been able to bribe them to get their purposes.
The winner does not receive a penny, just a flower bread crumbs with his name engraved on each sheet, prepared by the hands and the beads of their offspring fictitious. Also the privilege of being called Mom and Dad, in capital letters, at least during those eight weeks.
Back to its reality and its people, each competitor - if it has not been touched too cross-eyed and mood and cognitive level - will have the option to repeat the experience, in which case the competition will last the rest of his life.
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